I can't lay an egg.

Has your child ever got upset about the most bizarre thing that you're not sure how to react? Zidane asked if he came out of an egg. I explained that he started off as an egg, but grew in my stomach as a human. He asked if he was in "the shell" when he was born. I explained that the doctor cut my belly open and took him out, but he wasn't in an eggshell. He burst into tears and for the next 30 mins I rubbed his back while he cried "Why can't you lay eggs?? Why do I have a mother that can't even lay an egg??" *sigh*